If only he was Zeus the Goose

Ewwwwwww! SWAAAAAAN!

is only partially to blame for this.

Swanzeus:
part 1: Hey Baby
part 2: [link]
part 3: [link]
part 4: [link]
part 5: [link]
part 6: [link]
part 7: [link]
part 8: [link]
part 9: [link]
part 10: [link]
part 11: [link]
part 12: [link]
part 13: [link]
part 14: [link]
part 15: [link]
part 16: [link]
part 17: [link]
part 18: [link]
part 19: [link]
part 20: [link]